A Venda de Doces Colonial

Figure 1 and Figure 3 show Lisa. Figure 2 and Figure 4 show Mike. Photorealistic epic steampunk adventure comedy theatrical poster. 35mm anamorphic blockbuster cinematography. A colonial New England town square with a gigantic brass Victorian time machine beside wooden market stalls. Lisa in a stylish fitted dark plum colonial-inspired dress, flowing cloak and leather boots, amused expression. Mike in a colonial coat with inventor goggles pushed up and glasses, confused expression. Instead of dramatic historical proceedings, a village harvest bake sale — pies, breads, pastries everywhere on wooden tables. Townspeople in colonial attire judging pastries, holding plates. Autumn leaves scattered, cinematic overcast soft light. Title: THE COLONIAL BAKE SALE in steampunk typography. Subtitle: THE WORLD'S WORST TIME TRAVELERS.