Capa de Revista Zombie Living

Zombie Living magazine cover, photorealistic editorial horror comedy, non-gory. Jinks from first reference wearing pink resort leisurewear, mischievous grin, holding a croquet mallet over her shoulder. Mike from second reference wearing golf polo and plaid shorts, exhausted resignation expression, holding a retirement brochure. Background: sunny zombie retirement community with manicured lawns, palm trees, bingo hall, friendly elderly zombies in casual retirement clothes — some with pale green skin, some missing a button, all smiling and going about activities like shuffleboard and gardening. Magazine text: masthead 'ZOMBIE LIVING' top, main headline 'RETIREMENT IS DEAD!', subtitle 'Jinks & Mike — The Golden Years Are Undead', 'HEALTH: Eating Brains for Longevity', 'TRAVEL: Undead-Friendly Cruises', 'FINANCE: Your 401(k) After the Apocalypse', 'COMMUNITY: Best Gated Cemeteries', 'October 2026'. Photorealistic editorial horror comedy, warm Florida-style sunlight, humorous undead details, premium magazine composition.