El Problema Pirata

Figure 1 and Figure 3 show Lisa. Figure 2 and Figure 4 show Mike. Photorealistic steampunk adventure comedy theatrical poster. 35mm anamorphic blockbuster cinematography. A gigantic brass Victorian time machine materializing on the deck of a 1710 pirate ship during a violent storm. Lisa in a fitted black-and-crimson pirate corset coat, tall boots, tricorn hat, confident mischievous smile. Mike in Victorian inventor clothing clutching navigation charts, shocked expression. Pirates surrounding them in utter confusion, the pirate captain lowering his cutlass in confusion. Cannons, torn sails, rough ocean, lightning strikes, brass machinery sparking with electrical arcs. Dark storm clouds, dramatic lighting. Title: THE PIRATE PROBLEM in steampunk typography. Subtitle: THE WORLD'S WORST TIME TRAVELERS.