La Discoteca del Descubrimiento

Figure 1 and Figure 3 show Lisa. Figure 2 and Figure 4 show Mike. Photorealistic epic steampunk comedy theatrical poster. 1970s cinema style, film grain, warm saturated colors. A 1977 natural-history museum after-hours disco fundraiser. A brass Victorian time machine beside a massive dinosaur skeleton. Disco ball, colored spotlights, dancers in 70s attire, museum staff. Lisa in a glamorous fitted metallic halter jumpsuit, platform heels, black feathered hair with bangs, dancing. Mike in a wide-lapel suit, glasses, holding a fossil guide, confused. He expected an archaeological discovery but landed at a party. Title: THE DISCOVERY DISCO in 70s typography. Subtitle: THE WORLD'S WORST TIME TRAVELERS.