Haunted House Magazine Cover

Better Homes & Disasters magazine cover, photorealistic editorial comedy. Jinks from first reference wearing lavender floral dress and pearls, forced optimism expression, holding a paint roller. Mike from second reference wearing plaid shirt and tool belt, absolute terror expression, holding a home inspection report. Background: haunted Victorian mansion interior with cobwebs, creaky staircase, flickering candlelight, ghost inspector floating with clipboard, skeleton leaning in doorway, nervous realtor in suit. Magazine text: masthead 'BETTER HOMES & DISASTERS' top, main headline 'WE BOUGHT A HAUNTED HOUSE!', subtitle 'Jinks & Mike — Home Sweet Haunt', 'REAL ESTATE: The Nightmare Next Door', 'DIY: Fixer-Uppers That Fight Back', 'GARDENING: What's Growing in the Attic?', 'October 2026'. Photorealistic editorial comedy, warm spooky lighting, rich detail, premium magazine composition.